Funny Dog T-shirt It's The Dog's House We Just Pay The Mortgage - Available in Many Colors - Unisex sizes Small through 3XL


Funny Dog T-shirt It's The Dog's House We Just Pay The Mortgage - See Photos for Size Chart

- Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
- Retail fit
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; Athletic Heather is 90/10 combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester; Ash is 99/1 combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
- Double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hem
- Cover-stitched collar
- 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Care instructions: Machine Wash Warm (max 40C or 105F) , Non-chlorine Bleach as needed , Tumble Dry, LOW HEAT , Iron, Steam or Dry MEDIUM HEAT , Do Not Dry Clean


S - 16 1/2” chest width / 27” length
M - 18” chest width / 28” length
L - 20 1/2” chest width / 29” length
XL - 22” chest width / 30” length
2XL - 24“ chest width / 31” length
3XL - 26“ chest width / 32” length

**** A great way to figure out the perfect size shirt for you is to pull out a favorite t-shirt from your closet. Measure your shirt and then compare its measurementsto the size chart above. If you're unsure about sizing you can always size up.

* Remember that actual colors may look slightly different from what is displayed on your monitor and vary in brightness and tone. Different monitors/devices may show colors differently.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-7 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

I don't accept exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

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