Coffee Mug Friends TV Show Funny Quotes Mug Now also available in Version 2 with all new quotes!


Friends TV Show Quotes Mug. Show your love for all things FRIENDS with this mug full of hilarious one liners from the show. Now also available in Version 2 with all new quotes!

I'm not so good at the advice... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
We were on a break!
Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
Ok you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance
How you doin?
This is brand new information
Shut up! shut up! shut uuup!
He's a transponster!
He's her lobster
Gum would be perfection
Here come the meat sweats
Oh! My! God!
15 Yemen Road, Yemen
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
You've been bamboozled!
Joey doesn't share food!
It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo.
My Eyes! My Eyes!
But they don't know that we know they know
Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
My sandwich!

I can drink a whole gallon of milk in 30 seconds!
Ahhh, Salmon skin roll
Fourty-two to twenty-one, like the turkey Ross is done!
Flame Boy
Hey everyone, ugly naked guy!
I'm Fine!
Pizza! We like pizza!
Let me think, Let me think, Oh, I don't care.
It's NOT a cat!
That's not even a word!
He's so pretty I want to cry.
But it hurts my Joey's apple!
This is my husband, Crap Bag.
I wish I could but I don't want to.
I'm curvy and I like it!
It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T "happen to every guy", and it IS a big deal!
Actually, it's 'Miss Chanandler Bong'
I'm gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas!
I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.

Our Premium Grade "A" Quality Mugs have the design sublimated onto them and will not crack, peel or wash away. Our mugs are Microwave and top rack Dishwasher Safe, FDA Approved and Prop 65 & EURO Compliant.


- Each mug is custom made to order
- Choice of 11oz or 15oz mug size
- Microwave and dishwasher (top rack) safe
- Can be used for both hot & cold beverages
- Design shown on 11oz mug


- Please allow up to 3-5 business days for production of your item, prior to shipment. You will receive a tracking number when your order ships.
- International: Delivery times will vary based on your countries policies. International orders are shipped via USPS First Class International shipping. Customers are responsible for paying all customs charges in their country.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and cancellations

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

I don't accept exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Exactly as described and pictured. Great seller. Thank you!

Legal imprint